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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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    StanleyOG.

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  1. amethyst10

    amethyst10 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    DYJHIW you follow 14 signs for 18 miles only to find out that the yard sale was last week?
     
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    1. springsteen79
      Ugh........details, details.......
       
      springsteen79, Nov 23, 2017
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  2. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    DYJHIW you cant get all of letters correct for the DYJHIW game?
     
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  3. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    DYJHIW you're marry your high school sweetheart for 28 years and she's promised she will always remain faithful and then you find yourself on the wrong side of 40 and...
     
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    1. Ben Bitten
      OUCH
       
      Ben Bitten, Jan 11, 2018
      #link
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  4. Captain Cream

    Captain Cream Porn Star

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    DYJHIW you do a tribute video as discussed and then she vanishes?
     
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      Or they say kik me and never reply
       
      angelforyou, Nov 24, 2017
      #link
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  5. amethyst10

    amethyst10 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    DYJHIW you answer a question on this forum and then realize that you are not on the last page of posts?
     
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    1. Ben Bitten
      Been There; Done That, lolol
       
      Ben Bitten, Jan 11, 2018
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  6. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    DYJHIW someone pinches the last soda just when you decide you want one?
     
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  7. Jack Beating

    Jack Beating Porn Star

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    DYJHIW. You miss your exit, and next exit is in 10 miles...
     
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  8. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    DYJHIW the air con conks out on a forty degree day? (that's about 115 to you Americans).
     
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  9. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    What scale do you use? Lol
     
    1. RelentlessOblivion
      Celsius. 40C is 104 so I messed up working out the conversion. Never was that great at maths.
       
      RelentlessOblivion, Jan 11, 2018
      #link
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  10. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    @RelentlessOblivion, how little do I know! I knew 0 C was 32 F, I always thought you simply added 32 degrees to whatever the temp was in C to get the correct conversion! There's a whole fucking formula! Lol. The things you learn on a porn site!
     
    1. RelentlessOblivion
      I know, it's seriously tricky when you're not great at maths.
       
      RelentlessOblivion, Jan 11, 2018
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  11. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    DYJHIW you step in something disgusting?
     
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  12. GravyTrainReturns

    GravyTrainReturns Sex Lover

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    DYJHIW the friend of humanity leaves ONE sheet of toilet paper on the roll in a public convenience?
     
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  13. amethyst10

    amethyst10 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    DYJHIW you see a question here that you really have a really good answer for but it's not your turn?
     
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    1. springsteen79
      Ugh!
       
      springsteen79, Jan 12, 2018
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  14. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    DYJHIW you order something from a fast food restaurant and they make you pull up and wait?
     
    1. amethyst10
      And then they give you the wrong food.
       
      amethyst10, Jan 12, 2018
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    2. springsteen79
      That is 10X worse!
       
      springsteen79, Jan 19, 2018
      #link
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  15. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    DYJHIW you wear a brand new piece of clothing and it starts pouring?
     
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  16. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    DYJHIW you wear something leather and it rains before you treated it??!!
     
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  17. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    DYJHIW you're at a stop sign, no cars are coming from the right (in the USA) and a whole line of cars are coming from the left and no one has their turn signal on. Then the first 2 or 3 cars actually turn in and then the rest of the line drives by. Meanwhile now you have a whole line now coming from the right.... Grrrrrrrrrrr!
     
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  18. Deleted user 159753

    Deleted user 159753 Newcummer Banned!

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    DYJHIW you lose weight without even trying!! I sympathize with you Ladies @amethyst10 & @Ginger Snap. I better cut down on my cardio and weights workouts. My trim and healthy size 3/4 tight pants and sexy designer dresses are falling off me!! I don’t want to get to an unhealthy size 1/2. Or even worse....a size ZERO!! I guess I better eat more and exercise less.

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    1. amethyst10
      If I eat more and exercise less I'll have to hire someone to just sit and feed me 24-7.
       
      amethyst10, Jan 19, 2018
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  19. springsteen79

    springsteen79 xnxx lifer

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    DYJHIW you lose weight and you're still not happy?
     
    1. Deleted user 159753
      I never said that I wasn’t happy about losing weight!! I am PROUD of the hard work I put into losing 10 lbs of fat AND gaining almost 10 lbs of muscle last Summer. At the same time!! It’s not an easy thing to accomplish. I am just saying that my metabolism is SOO high now that it’s decreasing my appetite and the food I eat just go through my system. Like water. I just need to decrease my exercise and increase my food intake, that’s all.
       
      Deleted user 159753, Jan 19, 2018
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  20. mature gina

    mature gina Naughty Nurse

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    DYJHIW you are stuck behind someone waiting to turn left after they just pulled out in front of you?
     
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    1. Deleted user 159753
      I hate that!! Or people who don’t do the speed limit!! I like fast cars and I like to drive fast :D
       
      Deleted user 159753, Jan 19, 2018
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