You might want to invest in a paint shaker if natural peanut butter is a mainstay of your diet.

Also very good for mixing pudding and tomato soup.

 

A new gallon of paint, in order to open we had to destroy the lid, bent up so badly it can never be used to close the paint..

 

People who apparently don't know how turn signals work but get pissed at me because I didn't let them into my lane.

 

The term pet peeve when you could just say it annoys you

 

I just smashed my pinky but it didn’t hurt because I don’t have much feeling in it since I broke my hand, pinky, and ring finger.

 

The cookies got smaller and the price got higher. Like everything else I guess

 

When Katie Morgan kills my internet connection.
Okay, it's based on circumstantial evidence - one of her videos was playing when it went out.

Now I'll never know what advice she was going to give her stepdaughter...

 

When you’re on a bus or subway,
And there’s plenty of room, but some people choose to stand in front of the exit door.

 

When I plan a project on the house, and the hubby secretly plans to subvert me and and do something lazy and half-assed instead.
You would think after being married to me for so many years, he would know not to waste his time trying that. lol

 

Getting a new phone and having to sign back in to all of my apps. Only one I can't remember!

 

I've probably mentioned this one before, but since having to pay attention to what I eat more cause of the beetus, some things kinda irk me.

Serving sizes on many items that are ridiculously small. Like a third of a small can. I think they do that so they can get away with saying "See? Our product isn't that bad for you............if you only eat one serving at a time (a size so small why even bother?)."

 

People on here that don’t look at the gender symbol before telling you they want to fuck your pussy when you are a straight male. Lol

 

Making excuses for my ex (my kid’s dad). He’s fucking up with our kid and I try to smooth it over, and it’s damn annoying.

 

I washed and hand dried my car five hours ago and it's already covered in yellow pollen.

 

Or, you might check.
See do you have a big room attached to, or very close to, your house.
Notably, almost an entire wall of that room can open up, you know, where the door goes up instead of out?
And it's a really big wide open room, like big enough to actually park a car in.
And if you look you probably have a concrete slab connecting the street and the door to your room, so you know, you could, if you wanted, drive your car right inside.
It's called a garage. But amazingly, most people use their garage to store all the shit they don't know what to do with and probably should take to Goodwill.
That way they can leave their second most expensive possession out in the weather, to be covered by snow, and cooked out in the sun, and covered in yellow pollen.

Sorry. Shooter has had a day and is a bit cranky.

 

My recliner… every time I try to get up it just reclines back further… so annoying!

 

Left-lane campers, both the slowpokes AND the psychos who want to go way over the speed limit & road rage when you use the lane to actually pass.

 

Parade.
Not a race.

 

My wife used to really piss me off. But my EX wife is only annoying. We get along way better as friends than we did as lovers.

 

If I try to post a reply within 30 seconds of a previous reply (even on a different thread) I get a pop up telling me I must wait 30 seconds to send. That's fine.
but...
1: If I accidentally hit "post" multiple times when trying to reply just once, I end up with 2 or 3 duplicate replies.
2: If I have to wait 30 seconds between posts, how come I can go to a particular sub forum and see that someone has replied to 30 threads in less than 2 minutes? (and if they're replying to so many, that quickly, are they even reading them?)